Buttcrack Clocks
October 29, 2006Final Score:
Georgia Tech 30 Miami 23
Oh yes, the Yellow Jackets have taken back their rightful position as #1 in the ACC Coastal Division, and hopefully as one of the top 20 teams in the nation. Tashard Choice gave another stellar performance fo the homecoming crowd at Bobby Dodd Stadium in Atlanta, as he rushed for over 100 yards with 2 TD’s, a first for a rusher against the UM defense. The Tech D-Line played another fantastic game as well, sacking UM quarterback Kyle Wright 6 times.
So sweet…
So after I watch the game last night (I had to tape it, because I was playing golf with my Uncle), I decided to hit the sack early. As I was going to sleep, I noticed my fan wasn’t on. Being the lazy teenage guy that I am, I asked my mom, as she was walking by my room, to turn it on…
Me: Hey mom, can you turn my fan on?
Mom: Yeah, but you shouldn’t sleep with your fan on-especially when It has so much dust all over it
Me: Well last time I checked, it’s not exactly my responisibility to keep my fan dust-free
Mom: Well, actually it is
Me: What?!
Mom: Look buddy, we don’t have a full time maid around here, and I’m certainly not it
Me: Yes you are…you know why women don’t need watches, right?
Mom: No…why?
Me: Because there is a clock in the Kitchen! *laughing histerically*
Mom: There’s a clock on your buttcrack…
Wow, my mom is cool
Wow, that is really funny.
Your mom is really cool.
Bascially, Ryan Delk, Miami could have, and should have won
…but kudos to Georgia, they played amazingly
Wow, this is an awesome blog. i wish i had time to make one, anyway, we gotta jam or hang out sometime! Quick Fact: 71 days till regent balls up geneva on the hardwood. haha talk to ya later
Umm yeah whatever Charlie…
At least I played varsity last year…
Haha, no just kidding but seriously, are you on Varsity?
Ya…. Ryan…. sry to say….there is a crack in your buttcrack…
It’s actually a terminal illness…..sry…but why else was ur butt always ticking…
And to Ashley Y…
Hey, i know a girl named Ashley Yost at my school…..but that’s besides the point…
First of all…Miami had absolutely no chance against TECH whatsoever…(i was there…i would know…
And second of all…Georgia didn’t play good…Florida just played awful…
But from that you got all of your comments right…
Ha…just messing…
GO TECH!!!
Aand ryan, you need to get something done about that clock in your crack…
Just FYI everyone, Austin D is my cousin. He’s only the coolest guy ever…
hahahahaha.
ok ryan delk…you mom is a good woman! but i already knew that! she will make your future wife real happy one day with the charge that she gave you to clean your own fan! not that moms aren’t happy to serve the children but…funny post:-)
wow ryan! you should probably keep your personal family issues to yourself, ok….lol just kiding, ryan you rock! and i totally agree with the clock in the kitchen but i dont know about the whole buttcrack thing…..:)j/k