Nature Was Calling…

So I got off the stage tonight after leading worship at Youth Group, and let’s just say, nature was ‘a callin’…

So I quickly got up to take care of business, and I was just sitting there when this little black boy comes in and pees in the urinal two stalls away from the one I was in. He finished relieving himself ( I presume that’s what he was doing) and bends down near the sink (about 15 feet away from my stall) and this is what ensued:

Little Black Boy: Who are you?

Me: Ryan

LBB: Who?

Me: Ryan Delk, I’m a Youth Group leader

LBB: Ohhhh…

*LBB now walks into the stall next to me and climbs on the toilet and looks over the wall*

LBB: Oh! (in that little kid voice), I’m sorry

Me: *Laughing*

LBB: I’m sorry Ryan, I thought you were standing up!

Too Funny…